November 22, 2008

Hey Anton, This is your Asshole talking…knock it off!

I’ve always have had a love for spicy foods but with in the last couple months I have really be pushing my limits.  Last month I decided I would try 6 of the blazing wings at Buffalo Wild Wings, the hottest wings they have.  I was able to eat the 6 hell chickens fairly easily.  I enjoyed the flavor, but I was a little disappointed they weren’t very sauce.

A couple weeks later after flag football we went to JJ’s Clubhouse and I decided to order 10 of the Pitbull wings.  They waitress warned me that they are extremely hot but I just had blazing at Wild Wings so how hot could they really be.  Well about 3 beers, 2 containers of ranch and 10 sweat soaked napkins later I finished the pitbulls.  To this day probably the hottest think I’ve tasted.  The flavor was really good but I was only able to enjoy for about the first 15 seconds of the first wing.  If you like spicy I would suggest trying one of two of these but don’t be a fool like I was and order a plate full.

Last Thursday a group of friends and I gathered at Wild Wings for 60 cent boneless night.  I decided to order 6 of the blazing again and was happy to see these had more sauce on them.  After the first bite I got a case of what I like to call the “heat hiccups.” I got the hiccups under control and enjoyed the rest of my meal.

My spicecapades are taking a break for a while. I think I am ready to step it down a few notches now that I have self verification that I can eat the hottest.  I would like to apologize to my stomach, I’m sorry.